bc i love her
strolling through Tompkins Square Park in the East Village
big love season 4 starts filming in august :)
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
public enemies
Monday, June 22, 2009
just wondering
alice in wonderland
pitchur
Saturday, June 20, 2009
purple takin me higher
"4:20..how is everyone?"
1:20 AM Jun 18th from TwitterBerry
Mariah Carey
also....
"It's Betty Crocker in case you don't know!"
...haha cuz shes all about the brownies, to keep her voice perfect
fresh out the box, stop look an watch
cute
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
he's all up in my george foreman
haha dlisted says "Mimi's first single off her new album Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel (which is also the title of my 6th grade diary) came out today..."
"And you better get used to this mess, because it's probably going to be #1. You will hear it blasting through Walgreens every time you go in there to pick up condoms and Diet Shasta."
"And you better get used to this mess, because it's probably going to be #1. You will hear it blasting through Walgreens every time you go in there to pick up condoms and Diet Shasta."
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
i was in jail with this crazy bitch!!
A great memaw was driving to Austin, Texas to buy some Werther's, Metamucil and Icy Hot when she was pulled over for speeding. Officer Christopher Beize told 72-year-old Kathryn Winkfein that he was going to write her a ticket for going 60 in a 45mph construction zone. Kathryn wasn't about to roll over and play the sweet grandmother role. No, Kathryn refused to sign the ticket. That's when Officer Beize threatened to arrest her old ass if she didn't cooperate. Officer Beize should know that you don't fuck with a memaw, because bitches don't play!
Memaw Kat got out of her truck to give Officer B a big slice of FUCK OFF PIE. Memaw Kat eventually agreed to sign it and tried to wrestle Officer B's ticket book out of his hands.
And Memaw Kat should know that you don't fuck with a police officer, because they carry taser guns. That's exactly what happened next. Officer B tasered Memaw Kat! How are you going to do that to a memaw?! Officer B is lucky Kat's heart didn't jump out of her prune hole and run away!
In his report, Officer B said he had no choice but to taser Memaw Kat. He said she was trying to push him into traffic and if he didn't subdue her, she would've hurt him or herself.
After paramedics arrived and changed Memaw Kat's Depends, she was arrested for resisting arrest. If convicted, she could face up to a year in jail and a $4,000 fine.
Officer B should get his taser gun taken away! This is wrong on so many levels. First of all, he didn't need to fry the granny! He could have just given her a caramel square to calm her down a bit. Second of all, I think by tasering Memaw Kat he made her eyebrows jump up a couple of inches! Messing up a ho's eyebrows is the biggest crime of all.
And I'd also like to congratulate Kathryn Winkfein for becoming an official member of Latarian Milton's Hood Rat Stuff Gang.
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